Hey Kids! You can have some fun on a cold & dreary day by printing out my COLORING PAGE and coloring it!
Remember, if you have any funny stories or jokes, or both, you can have your mom or dad or aunt or grandma or your nanny or any other special gown-up in your life, E-MAIL them to me @ firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll put them on this page so other kids can...
Experience the Fun!
when e-mailing, all you need is your first name or first name intial (only if you want your name to appear) your age & the grown-ups's "okie dokie".
He's not bald, silly, he just doesn't have any hair!
When is it a good time for an elephant to sit on a fence? answer: Anytime he wants to. What do you get when SHAMU the whale goes to the bathroom? answer: ShamPOO.
What did the dirt say to the rain? answer: Because of you my name is MUDD!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? answer: Time to get a new fence.
"GIGGLES the CLOWN": Waiter, Waiter...my coffee tastes like earth! WAITER: Well, it was GROUND yesterday.
Why did the elephant tip-toe past the camp? answer: Because he did'nt want to wake the SLEEPING BAGS.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? answer: A gummi bear.
What's a sharks favorite game? answer: SWALLOW the leader.(these jokes were contributed by a few kids I met at a Christmas party. Thanks Kids!)
What did the one math book say to the other math book? answer: I have so many problems!